This morning, David McIntyre, 38, of Westchester, Pennsylvania, was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed weapon. When he attempted to pass through a metal detector in Miami Internation Airport, an alarm sounded. Authorities asked him to remove his shoes and discovered a razor blade and a hacksaw blade. McIntyre "told authorities he forgot the blades were in his shoe."

Yeah. R-i-i-i-i-i-ght!